[EWTN News] reports the safe return of 18 seniors and two faculty members from The Heights School in Potomac, Maryland, after their layover in Abu Dhabi turned into a multi-day ordeal due to sudden hostilities between Iran, Israel, and the United States. The article details the teachers’ competent crisis management, the students’ resilience, the prayers of many, and the gratitude expressed toward the United Arab Emirates government, the U.S. State Department, and the school’s headmaster. While the narrative presents a story of human fortitude and answered prayers, a thorough examination through the lens of integral Catholic faith—the immutable doctrine of the pre-1958 Church—reveals a profound and symptomatic theological bankruptcy. The article’s omissions, its naturalistic assumptions, and its complete silence on the supernatural ends of man expose the spiritual rot of the post-conciliar ecclesial structure it implicitly endorses.