EWTN News reports that numerous “Catholic” institutions recommended by the Cardinal Newman Society — itself a creature of the post-conciliar confusion — have conferred honorary degrees upon a roster of businessmen, politicians, media personalities, and “clerics” whose achievements, measured against the immutable standard of Catholic truth, reveal the abyss into which Catholic education has fallen since the revolutionary coup of 1962–1965. The article, dated May 15, 2026, catalogues ceremonies at The Catholic University of America, Thomas More College of Liberal Arts, the University of Mary, Franciscan University of Steubenville, the University of Dallas, Benedictine College, Ave Maria University, and Walsh University. The honorees include Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Cardinal Timothy Dolan, businessman Timothy Busch, EWTN host Chris Stefanick, and “Father” Robert Spitzer, SJ. The thesis of this analysis is inescapable: these commencement ceremonies are not acts of Catholic witness but rituals of a naturalistic, worldly religion that has severed itself from the Most Holy Sacrifice, the Social Kingship of Christ, and the supernatural end of man.