Papal Lawn Mower Scandal Exposes Vatican’s Earthly Priorities
Catholic News Agency reports that usurper Leo XIV (Robert Prevost) accepted a luxury electric lawn mower from Czech manufacturer Swardman during a November 2025 general audience. The custom Electra 2.0 model features leather-lined handles and the Vatican coat of arms, purportedly for maintaining gardens at the Vatican or Castel Gandolfo. Czech Ministry of Foreign Affairs facilitated the gift through their embassy to the Holy See, with sales manager Jakub Dvořák describing the presentation as “a moment of unmistakable magic.” This technological fetish occurs while the conciliar sect continues its abandonment of the Church’s supernatural mission.







