Conciliar Sect’s Scatological Listicle Profanes Communion of Saints
The Pillar, a digital organ of the conciliar sect occupying the Vatican, published on July 20, 2026, a piece by Michelle La Rosa titled “Patron saints for digestive woes.” The article presents a lighthearted compendium of saints—St. Timothy, St. Teresa of Avila, St. Elmo, St. Bonaventure, St. Hildegard—reduced to celestial remedies for intestinal parasites allegedly linked to Taco Bell lettuce. It concludes with a scatological anecdote about the heresiarch Arius dying on a toilet, framed as a joke about denying the homoousios and a warning against iceberg lettuce. This trivialization of the Communion of Saints into a homeopathic pharmacy for “tummy trouble” exposes the utter spiritual bankruptcy of the post-conciliar neo-church.